Editor’s Note: This entire blog post is written in a Dr. Seuss style, so it should be read as a big poem or song. Ian Bird is a ridiculously creative writer.
They’ll find a package that fits you just right. They’re available to talk both day and night.
They’ll integrate Fishbowl Inventory with your QuickBooks file. I know if you try it you’ll find it’s worthwhile.
There’s no cost and no fee to just try it out. Download a free trial of Fishbowl Inventory right now and see what it’s about.
Or call us today at 800-774-7085 extension 2, if you wish. Our experts will help you to improve your business.
I hope you enjoy this fun take on Fishbowl using alphabet letters. The real fun starts when Fishbowl Inventory helps your company get better.
A is for Apps our Fishbowl Partners create. They add big value and we think they’re great.
B is for Better reports, so your business intelligence can be smarter. Isn’t that easier than trying to work harder?
C is for Customer, who our partners always put first. The love is so strong that your heart will just burst.
D is for Data, we know you have tons. Let Fishbowl and its partners help turn your data-dos into data-dones.
E is for EDI, so you can sell in big stores. Because when it comes to your sales, you want your lesses to be mores.
F is for Fishbowl, the foundation for it all. It’s the reason our users don’t throw computers at the wall.
G is for Gross; no, not the opposite of appealing. We mean the “total,” as in your profits are healing.
H is for Hosting, so you can have access everywhere. Your office, house, the train, even your lawn chair.
I is for Inventory, which is what this is all about. If inventory were a contest, Fishbowl would win in a rout.
J is for Job, which we know that you covet. Let Fishbowl impress; your bosses will love it.
K is for Kangaroo, our Aussie friends will say. They love Fishbowl Australia, on their side of the bay.
L is for LilyPad. It makes using Fishbowl Inventory like Kung Fu. You can use Fishbowl anywhere. Who knew?
M is for Marketplace, where you can find Fishbowl Partner gems. Be part of the in-crowd, not part of the “thems.”
N is for a Nice bottom line, which you can easily track. With Fishbowl, your bosses will want to put your name on a plaque.
O is for Operations, which if you need an upgrade, Fishbowl will work wonders with its features arrayed.
P is for Partners who, with Fishbowl, will help you rise. Just watch your profits soar and surprise.
Q is for Quality, something you always must watch. Let Fishbowl help you take things up a notch.
R is for Raises, as in higher expectations. You’ll be impressed by Fishbowl’s constant innovations.
S is for Scanning; barcodes simplify stuff. At some point pen and paper just aren’t enough.
T is for Target – the goals you must meet. Fishbowl’s tools let you the estimates beat.
U is for Unmanageable, like your inventory before Fishbowl. With our inventory software, life is now whole.
V is for Victory – it’s clearly in view. Just call up the experts – Fishbowl is waiting for you.
W is for Winners, which we all want to be. Fishbowl can help you. Just try it – you’ll see.
X is just a letter. I don’t have a word to go with it. But Fishbowl can help you to get better. It’s practically mythic.
Y is for You – the great person you are. The one who found Fishbowl and the boss named a star.
Z is for sleepers, well, the sound that they make. Now you can rest easy because Fishbowl’s so great.